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having excessively rough and raw-dog anal sex in an apartment/hotel before the male finishes, he sicks is bare bottom out the window, and his partner gives him a blumpkin, and the fecal matter proceeds to fall down to earth. then he throws his partner out the window and into the poop bro 1: bro, where's your bitch?
bro 2: bro, she's in the hospital, bro! bro 1: bro!, is your bitch okay? bro 2: nah, bro, my bitch got 10 broken bones and a coma bro 1: bro, what happened? bro 2: we rented a room on the top floor, and we pulled an african horsefly. bro 1: nice. bro 2: nice. |
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