| 1. | bandwidth hog | ||
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ammend to previous
bitch on a LAN who DL's every fucking thing on the net and has multiple programs runing room mate or family member dling things at all hours of the day
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| 2. | croatia | ||
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the country needs some political repairs! A land in the Balkan Peninsula, sided by the Adriatic Coast on its east side. It was settled by huge migration waves from Russia and Ukrane. These people had no identity as they were adapting new changes in the new environment. During the 10th century these people that came from the north are Croatians, Serbians, Bulgarins, etc. When the Roman Empire clashed and the two churches split all the people
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in the Balkan lands were christened to Orthodoxy. The Roman Popes could not stand this prosperity on the east, of Croatians and Serbians, Greeks gaining power. Therefore he sent Crusaders across the sea to catholize the Croatians and also try to convert Serbains (because they were closest to the coast). Unfortunetly they did successed to convert Croatins to Catholic Croatians. Through the ages, the Serbs that settled the east coast of the Adriatic and without a choice recognized this new faith made my the Popes in Italy. (This is very interesting: are you going to believe what Jesus told his followers to do; +Orthodoxy, or are you going to ammend new laws that were never made by Jesus; Catholics). Around the 5th century Mohammed, born in 570 in Mecca, Soudi Arabia, from his fortieth year experienced a series of revolutions through which God, Allah, showed him the truth. He called this religion Islam ("submission"). At the end of the 17th century you could say that Bosnia and Eastern Croatia were mixed with Moslems. Croatia on its western side did not have g... |
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| 3. | Red Shift | ||
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n. The political change of the United States in favor of conservatism, specifically relating to the 2004 election, with the re-election of George Bush, and the loss of John Kerry, the great gains for Republicans in the House and Senate, and the voting to ammend the constitutions of 11 states outlawing gay marriage.
Not saying it is good or bad, in fact, for me, Red Shift is a mixed blessing (damn my centrist view). (this makes reference to the red states being pro-GOP, and the Blue, pro-Dems) See Blue Shift The Reagan era was a period of red shift.
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| 4. | bigjoeism | ||
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extraordinary rigid thinking, coupled with inflexibility to ammend ones views despite overwhelming contradictionary evidence. many people believe Elvis to alive and well, sadly this is bigjoeism.
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| 5. | hug it out | ||
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This term was NOT defined by Ari from HBO's Entourage nor does it mean to end a conversation/fight, temporarily, with a hug. It simply means do you want a hug? Also, it was used in a Thanksgiving holiday episode ("The One Where Chandeler Doesn't Like Dogs), in 2000, my Jennifer Aniston's character, Rachel. While talking about a break-up her subordinate is going through:
Subordinate: Hey. Thanks for talking with me Rachel: C'mon. What are bosses for? Hug it out! |
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| 6. | conservative | ||
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1. An advocate of a political philosophy which revolves around not doing much. Conservatism essentially argues keeping things the way they are rather than supporting change.
Examples of Conservative actions: -Doing nothing. :-) Examples of not-Conservative actions: -Trying to change the constitution. -Starting wars. -Spending lots of money. -Taking away people's privacy rights. -Turning allies against your nation by radically altering foreign policy. 2. A misused synonym for right wing. What kind of conservative would try to ammend the constitution? Conservatives don't like change, that's the whole point.
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| 7. | Ravist Party of America | ||
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It's more fun than the Republican party and more socially-acceptable than the NeoNazi party. It can just sort of replace the Liberal parties because its pretty much the same thing, except with socialized ecstacy instead of socialized medicine.
The Ravist Party's color is neon. Our nominee for the next presidential election is Kurt Cobaine. It doesn't matter that he's dead, it just means that congress will have more power than the president. Now sit back and imagine a session of Ravist congress. Every day will be like Fourth of July except with LSD and glowsticks instead of fireworks and barbeques. Electronic and House music will instantly become patriotic. We can ammend the constitution with a glow-in-the-dark pen to make President's Day one big dance party. And elections will take place on top of parking garages in Old Town and will be photographed from every 'artistic' angle. The Republican candidate advocated the draft, so everyone voted for Kurt Cobain, the Ravist Party Of America's candidate, instead.
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