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unmarital sex to a farm animal, while married to a woman.
Jacob; "Zeke can't take his road test today, he had an amish affair."
Abraham; "What does that have to do with his road test?"
Jacob; "The horse is far too tired to try pulling a buggy now."
by eich bein loppich June 05, 2006

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