Ameriweeb: This school looks so quiet, I
bet it could use a little bit of freedom.
Person: What do you mean?
Ameriweeb: Do I need to spell it out for you? We need the sound of freedom projectiles echoing through the hallways... and of course
people screaming and crying from excitement as the bullets spread its wings of freedom to our soon free children
Person: Ohh... no thanks, keep your "freedom" to yourself.
Ameriweeb1: So the other day, I saw a movie where there are sand n**** herding goats in a place full of oil
Ameriweeb2: It sounds
like they could use some liberation..
like some freedom bombs and freedom strikes would do the
trick
Ameriweeb1: Hot damn! Hell yeah, brother!
Black person: It feels good to be able to breathe...
*Ameriweeb reflexively kneels*
*Healthy weight person passes by*
Ameriweeb: You poor, skinny guy...
bet you haven't been eating your McFreedom burgers
American: I can't believe that there are places that have access to free healthcare
Ameriweeb: You mean to say that there are places that don't have the freedom to pay all your life savings for stubbing your toe? Sounds
like they could use some liberation
American: Yeah...and I
bet they don't have bosses that can fuck over your life as soon as they have a bad day
Ameriweeb: Freedom is when you get life fucked by your boss as s as soon as they have a bad day
