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High School of American Studies 

A specialized high school where all the smart kids who either are obsessed with history or just didn’t score high enough on the shsat to get into stuyvesant. It always feels like the north pole in this little hallway of the school and so you’ll catch all the nerdy students in canada goose jackets in the summer. Don’t be fooled though, these students are also hard core druggies who smoke weed to find happiness when their history exams are making them cry every night. Harris field is the home of all the American studies Ashtrays and they can be spotted right and left but there will be the occasional holy child of god who avoids drugs and Harris field like they are a dangerous street in nyc. Don’t even get me started on the homework, all 5 hours of it. However it is number 1 ranked oh wait i mean number 2 and the kids receive so much useful information that they will of course 100% definitely use in the real world.
Sorry I go to the High School of American studies i can’t hang out because i need to study for my global test.

Bro i was so smacked at the High School of American studies the other day.
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Academy of American Studies 

Now with over 1,000 students, this school was once a good college prep school, now turned into a fallen apart waste of money. Students should expect nothing but disappointment if attending there now. Things took a turn for the worst a few years ago when the school ran out of regular printer paper and handed out assignments on green colored paper. That's how broke it became. The good teachers are starting to leave one by one, and the current principal is making the school more like LIC high school (and that is NOT a good thing).

While the school does get students into colleges, they do a mediocre job at best. But the biggest issue is the overcrowding has led to several problems such as: oversized gym classes, health in the AUDITORIUM where nobody can hear shit, no pep rallies due to the auditorium reaching maximum capacity, and a lack of desks for the cramped classes, leaving students to sit on the floor or share the already tiny desk space with others.

WHAT KIND OF BITCH ASS SHIT IS THAT? Seriously, this school might have been good five years ago, but it's gone off the deep end. Staff pick favorites and let some get away with harassment and bullying, the faculty have censored students opinions, and the teachers are given jobs they don't want to do just so the school can save that $$$ and not hire anyone else.

One little plus, I hear they added Physics back. I guess that's a good step...
Parent: You're a graduate of Academy of American Studies? I was thinking about sending my kid there.
Alumnus: Nah are you crazy? That run down shit hole just keeps getting worse year by year. They'll just throw your student into the overcrowded population and make him/her suffer.
Parent: Hmmm, maybe i'll consider another school.
Alumnus: Damn right you better

High school of American studies 

A school with lots of lit people, too much textbook reading tho. The principal is the best, and you learn how to diagram sentences with him (with him is a prepositional phrase). Terrible math program, pretty good history, but good school and Bronx sci wants to be us
Oh yeah the high school of American studies is cool

High school of American studies 

Specilized high school in New York City, full of white history nerds that are scared of other specilized schools. Math is a joke, but history is on point.
Fuck man, I got into the high school of American studies instead of Stuyvesant.

Makes sense man your a fucking history nerd

Pan American Studies 

Pan-American studies are interdisciplinary program that offers extensive study of the history, cultures, politics and socioeconomic structures of America and the American Aboriginal Diaspora.
I'm into (Pan American studies) it's relating to, or concerning (North, South,and Central America) collectively or the advocacy of political or economic unity among (American countries) and (people).
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026