aluminati

a parody to the word 'illuminati', aluminati represents an alumnus or an alumni group that makes large financial contributions to the betterment of the institution it is from.

The funds that were required to complete this student project, was donated entirely by the Aluminati

aluminati by lemurrific February 15, 2015

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Aluminati

A secret society of robots, discovered by Bender Bending Rodriguez, who apparently control everything. It is revealed by Bender in the comic "The Bot Who Cried Wolf", after they apparently planted a calendar which incorrectly predicted the end of the world. Their name is a combination of Illuminati and aluminum. They plan to destroy the world for profit, but fail to do so.

The Aluminati are a secret society of robots that control everything! And this piece of paper I'm holding may or may not be their plan to blow up the earth and sell the remains to a charcoal briquette company!

Aluminati by LobsterCopter March 2, 2022

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Aluminati

n. A group of people that believe Illuminati are watching them, and wear aluminum hats to protect themselves from radio waves trying to read their brain.

The Aluminati knew the Illuminati were watching him as his hat was vibrating.

Aluminati by jooe15 October 26, 2014

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Aluminati

(ə-ˌlü-mə-ˈnä-tē)

-n pl

Elite members of society who belong to a conspiratorial organization which attempts to control world affairs. A central tenet of the group is a belief that aliens and/or governmental organizations want to read their minds or control them using electromagnetic "brain-rays," and that such attempts are blocked by covering one's head with aluminum foil.

Why didn't the doctor let us talk about UFOs until we put on tin foil hats? He's one of the Aluminati.

Aluminati by Smart as Shat September 3, 2010