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A disease that prevents MMORPG players from wanting to play their "main" characters, and makes them want to play alternate characters instead.
Phalkor: Hey man, have you seen Kelenya? We need some DPS for this raid.

Darhen: Naw man, he has a serious case of altitus lately...I think he's on his pally.
Altitus by Jimmily July 3, 2008
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1.The most manly last name on the planet, anyone who has this this last name is certainly privileged (and manly). Men with this last name are particularly awesome, very handsome, cute, funny, athletic, and love sammiches-- however, these sammiches must be made by a cute girl wearing black heels and a cowgirl hat.

2. True identity of a superhero who could totally take superman, batman, and hitler at the same time.

3. Anyone with this last name is caring, sweet, generally nice and very supportove. (And Manly.)
1. "Wow that guy is so strong, he must me an Alutius, I'm going to put on my heels and bring him a sammich."

2."Look, Captain Alutius has come to save us!"

3.Yeah, and the Alutius's son is so manly and brave and tough, did I mention manly?
Alutius by weeeeeeener July 7, 2010

altis life

Altis Life is a cringe RP game mode on Arma 3 that fat kids play when they want to be a squeaky police officer and are insecure about their current state IRL.
I play Altis Life because I have no IRL friends and think being good a video game makes me cool
altis life by Jay Feare September 3, 2017

Attiusca 

Nate is such an attiusca.
Attiusca by Nigger In a Box October 24, 2009

Altissimus 

A shit-tastic hardcore "band" that prides itself on creating complete ear-rape with electric instruments.
Jim: Man, Altissimus really sucks my asshole dry!
Chris: Altissacore is ten times better.
Altissimus by Phat Pail January 1, 2012

Attiusca 

A person that HAS to have their way, and will NOT shut up until they do. They can also be very annoying.
My little brother is such an attiusca, and will not shut up until he has his icecream
Attiusca by >=Shea< April 25, 2009