almighty stan

a man with hair longer than any normal girl.

girl:damn, that is one almighty stan, i wish my hair was as sleek and shiny

dude: thanks, the secret is i wash, rinse, and repeat... TWICE

almighty stan by mandersmagee September 12, 2009

almightysanti 

like #NotNeilJ he’s kid sized, but he plays hockey. so he’s like a spicy lunchable?

#almightysanticanhavemykids

almightysanti by maybe420696969696969 November 17, 2020