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All Head, No Shaft 

Analogous to "All Bark, No Bite". A person who is a loud, obnoxious, overly aggressive jackass, but without anything to back up the behavior. It's is like having a thick two-inch dick with a huge head, impressive to the owner but basically useless.
"Look at this feeble dork acting hard and trying to boss everyone around;

He's All Head, No Shaft."
All Head, No Shaft by Tabooky February 4, 2009
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all head and no shaft 

A very sad penis with a giant helmet and no neck. aka Mushroom tip. GNome hat or bridget the midget.
Carla; Josh is all head and no shaft.
bianca: You'd been better off getting a butt plug

All head December 

She’s gives you head everyday though out all of December
Never get head well just use All head December
All head December by Sjdhhdbd November 1, 2019

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. 

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

All Radio, No Head

Story of my goddamn life
“He gets all radio, no head.”
All Radio, No Head by Kermeroni October 26, 2025

Y'all Heads

Referring to a group of people
Y'all heads need to relax.

No way y'all heads did that
Y'all Heads by Amfybrial March 10, 2026

All over it like a japanese Headband

The term is as was created by the great man avg and it means on top of it
frank was All over it like a Japanese headband