algoreithm 

an algoreithm is a specific set of instructions for assuring global warming by your own actions, while informing others to do differently.

that climate change activist's carbon footprint is so big he must be using the algoreithm.

algoreithm by doc_octo February 12, 2008

algoreithm 

n. Complex decision-making process used by environmentalists to evaluate the proper way to proceed when building a pipeline, designing a city, draining a swamp etc.

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Are you using the latest algoreithm? Those owl burrows look a little close to the runway.

algoreithm by gnostic3 February 4, 2020

AlGoreRhythm 

a street formula for succeeding in the age of videography.

The dude is heavy and he's got the AlGoreRhythm to be a chick magnet!

AlGoreRhythm by Cruiserbob October 30, 2007

AlGoreithm 

Repeating a calculation until a prior desired result is produced. This refers to the 2000 US presidential elections, where Al Gore lost, but a long recount process gave the impression that it was going to continue forever until Al Gore is determined the winner (although eventually, the recount was stopped by the court and Bush was declared the winner).

The process you proposed is an algoreithm: instead of coming up with the right results it will just waste time and finally come up with exactly your predetermined results!

AlGoreithm by nyh August 29, 2010

Algorethism 

Is the stupid believed that Al-Gore is greater than any religious figure or politician. Some of the people who accept Algorethism would go to any length to prove to U that Al-Gore is more or less the coming together of Jesus Christ, Pluto and James Bond. The first verse of their religious book goes like this: “Al-Gore, the creator and inventor of Internet, was persecuted and shamed by Floridians …”
Algorethism also teaches that Bush and Osama bin Laden are equal and the same person. Because of this position, they think Bush was the one who caused 9/11. It lays emphasis on the fact that the world would end in 2020 when most part of planet would be flooded starting in Florida. Of course, since Florida is the place where Al-Gore was disgraced, they always PRAY that what happened at Sodom and Gomorrah must come on Floridians.
Most of the believers of Algorethism are likely to be University teachers, Hollywood stars, Liberals, Moslems, Media, Blacks, Mama-Obama-Group, etc. Key disciples are Jerry Springer, Paris Hilton, Al-Sharpton, Rev Jesse Jackson, Your-Average-University-Professor, etc.

Oh, since I stopped accepting Christ, I have joined the church of Algorethism.

Algorethism? What a heck!

Algorethism by Yaw-Barima November 13, 2007

AlGoreithm 

A long, mind boggling explanation of an environmental problem, set to Melissa Etheridge's music.

Vladimir: Did you really go to Professor Greengrass's lecture?

Estragon: Yeah, it was basically another AlGoreithm. That tree-hugger

AlGoreithm by Ben_Dustman May 8, 2011

algorerithm 

a procedure or formula for creating a problem

What did I tell you? You just algorerithm'd it!

algorerithm by phil rumsey January 8, 2010