Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast 

The place where I stole the margarine

Yes indeed, here we are!
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen
An' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
Why she was totally chenille
And her old man was a Marine
As she abused a sausage pattie
And said why don't you treat me mean?
(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, ooh)
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
(Hah! Good God! Get off the bus!)
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen

Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Oo-oo-wah

Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast by Wicked Uncle Ernie December 25, 2022

Amos Alonzo Stagg High School 

This school is mostly filled with fobs. There is no racial diversity and all you here is Arab language. ALLAH AKBAR. There is too many fobs at Amos Alonzo stagg highschool

Hey that fob goes to Amos Alonzo Stagg High School

Amos Alonzo Stagg High School by erentil fr4 November 29, 2019

alfonso soriano 

the best baseball player of all time a chicago cub former yankee national and ranger has an all star game mvp

alfonso soriano hits one deep to left its outta here he is a pro baseball player

alfonso soriano by soriano January 23, 2009

Alonzo shaver

Alonzo shaver is a fine ass lightskin that loves him some miyonna

Miyonna is sexy and Alonzo shaver likes her real bad

Alonzo shaver by anonymous August 14, 2023

Amos Alonzo Stagg High School 

Filled with tons of arabs who have no respect for anyone and fill the halls with garbage that comes out of there mouths...0 decency

Amos Alonzo Stagg High School has no diversity

Amos Alonzo Stagg High School by yezzzzzzzzziiirrr October 31, 2021

Alonzo and Tracy Mourning Senior High 

A school in North Miami with a cluster fuck of all ethnicity’s (a really bad idea). 90% of kids are addicted to weed or nic and people pop acid in class. Nobody gives a shit unless you fuck with them. If so, expect to be jumped by 15 black kids from Miami Gardens. Sunny kids make up 100% of the white population and are mostly rich or retarded (there are some good apples but that’s rare). Teachers are shit expect for Mr. Respondek, Mr. Schle, Mr. Jerger, and Chief. Football team is ass and can never win a game to save their fucking lives. At least we have Cheddah. 1/10 would not go there again.

Alonzo and Tracy Mourning Senior High? Isint it that school that’s always on the news for fights and has shit performance?

Alonzo and Tracy Mourning Senior High by JuulFeen6969 March 4, 2019