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Cockballs Assington 

Cockballs Assington III is an infamous Duke of Assington, a Province of South Wales. Cockballs Assington I hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of Ethanol. British Petroleum bought out his shares and Assington became "new money" overnight. His grandson, Cockballs Assington III is known for being a billlionaire playboy. A reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surpasses his social graces, Assington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. Assington was once reported to have said, "I have more bastards than billions." The phrase"Cockballs Assington" is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of Assington's affronting nature.
Hey chap. Did you hear that the future Queen is a commoner?" "Holy Cockballs Assington!

Arlington 

So unknown that it's better to tell people you're just from D.C.
"Where are you from?"
"Arlington."
"Where?"
"Virginia."
"What?"
"D.C."
"Oh, have you met the president?"
Arlington by bovach March 18, 2009

Arlington Heights 

A midwest Chicago suburb where all kids do in the summer is go to pools every single day and then bike dta.

Dunkin' runs take place in this town EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Kids from Arlington Heights claim their from Chicago when they live 45 minutes away.
jack : where are you from?

ryan : Chicago
jack : cool, what neighborhood?
ryan : uh Arlington Heights its like 40 mins away

Sophia : wya
Matt : dunkin, duh

Ashington 

A quiet little mining town in the heart of the north east.
It has a reputation for being rough but is infact a friendly place but locals can seem intimidating to people who arent used to their aquaintences.
People from ashington have their own easily recognisable accent known as "pitmatic" and apart from pure geordie is the broadest accepnt in the north east.
A friday night out in ashington is by far the best night out you will have and the lads from there are known for being the best in england for "pleasuring" the ladies!

Famous exports include... jackie&bobby charlton... jackie milburn... martin taylor... steve harmison... peter ramage and sir john hall
"Fancy a night out in Ashington?" "wey aye that would be belter"

quote from ashington..
"areet mate"
"wey aye yasel?"
"aye am gud catch ya later marra"
Ashington by ashingtoon February 1, 2009

Arlington, VA 

Across the Potomac from DC, is one of the wealthiest counties in the country as well as the smallest county in the world. Known mainly for its cemetary and the pentagon. It is where some of the best schools are located, and everything within it is reachable by car in under 15 minutes, by far one of the sweetest places to live. In the southern part of the county, many minorities can be found along with sports fields. In the northern part you can find a mix between the high-rises, brick colonials that are identical to those next-door and mansions. It is where you take DC being across the river for granted until you move away.
Idiot: A-town? isn't that in Georgia?
Arlingtonian: Hell no. That's ATL, A-town is Arlington, Va.
Arlington, VA by Peace Up A-town Down September 28, 2005

Arlington, VA 

Across the Potomac from DC,this is one of the wealthiest, smallest counties in the country,where some of the best schools are located, it makes Fairfax and the OC look like shit, and by far the sweetest place to live. In the southern part of the county, many minorities can be found along with sports fields. It also has it own transportation sysytem--the ART busses.Parts of it are getting to look more and more like NYC (rossylyn, ballston)and 95% of kid's parents work in DC, making a shitload of money. Arlington dominates the region in sports especially those PATRIOTS from Yorktown High School. Where small colonial houses are being replaced more and more by those ugly ass mansions which leave even smaller yards to utilize. It's also home to the PENTAGON-which in fact is NOT in DC. It's also where if you're a Republican, you are a tiny minority who has no say in anything and should hightail it to somewhere else in the state besides Northern Virginia.7 out of 10 eligible ppl voted for Kerry or Gore here and where everyone takes DC for granted, but still keeps the 'Skins faith going.
Person A: Oh,so yo'ure a redneck, confederate, illiterate, Republican from VA?
Arlingtonian: No, I'm from Arlington...
Arlington, VA by Ed January 27, 2005