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Aldershot 

Aldershot is a town in the South-East of England, about 10 miles from Guildford and Woking. The towh has its roots with the Armed Forces moving to the area and establishing their first permanent camp, earning it the title of "Home of the British Army." It is now part of the Borough of Rushmoor, alongside Farnborough. The town was recently rated as one of the up and coming small cities/towns in the counry (according to an article in the Daily Mail).
The town has been run down for quite a while, with abortive attempts at re-juvinating the town. The latest attempt, dubbed "Westgate" is still moving forward with work continuing at a good pace. The rest of the town is holding its breath to see if Westgate brings any improvement.
The town is derided a lot by those outside and those within the town, claiming that any visitor would catch any number of disases by visiting or any visitor would be subject to attacks, none of which is true.
Whilst Aldershot has its problems, as with any town, it is situated in a good area of the country. Its positioning from London is just right (about an hour on the train or an hour and a half/two hours by car), as is its positioning from the coast (about an hour by car, there is no direct train service).
The town is surrounded by woodland and heathland, which provide beautiful vistas and places to keep yourself in shape or go for a stroll. There is a swimming pool within the town and a gym.
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Aldershot by Realitycheckeruk March 30, 2011
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Aldershot High School

The Most lowest quality fricking school in existense. the school is so disorginised its not even funny. 12th graders like dating 9ths graders for some fricking dumb reason.
damn.. i really hate that Aldershot High School

Aldershot 

Aldershot is a shit rundown town in the south of England,
The town is best known for looking a bit like it belongs in the north of England.
Currently Aldershot is littered with junkies and homeless people so many just like London.
Aldershot used to be an amazing town with a large Garrison since the soldiers left to fight abroad there has been less business and more acid taking and overdoses
Hey son want to go shopping in Aldershot or farnborough
No mum Aldershot is full of junkies and homeless cunts
Aldershot by Sick your mum December 15, 2019

Atherholt 

The best family on the planet, often described as being "awesome" or "fantastical"
Guy 1: "Dude, he's so fly!"

Guy 2: "Duh, hes an Atherholt"
Atherholt by korrosiv January 28, 2009

Aldershot school 

aldershot (alderpot) is a lovely school in burlington, filled with stoners, snitches (be carful) emos, nic feins and fake girls that will ruin your life. Don’t come to this is school unless your willing to fill your lungs with nic and pot<3
girl: Hey have you heard of aldershot school?
other girl:yes, i heard there is a lot of hot stoner boys.
Aldershot school by loveyouxoxox September 23, 2021

Aderhold 

He lives in a dark hole in the forest with the snakes.
So hungry he will eat a hole like no tomorrow.

Like a gladiator
Gladiator Aderhold
Glad he Aderhold.

Glad he ate he hole.
Aderhold by Militia Malone May 26, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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