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alcohol coat

When someone has reached the level of intoxication that they no longer feel the cold. So they do not require a jacket they have their "alcohol coat."
Mum: you cannot go out wearing that its freezing!
Me: nah mum it's fine I got my Alcohol coat.
alcohol coat by amo:) November 29, 2017

alcohol drop 

when a minor calls an older friend/neighbor/grandma to deliver alcohol to a location
"Hey Steve, I heard you just turned 21. Could you hook me up with an alcohol drop?? I'm partying at 123 Beer Road

alcohol aficionado 

A person who has a lot of knowledge about and is enthusiastic about alcohol, but "isn't an alcoholic."
"I'm not an alcoholic, I'm an alcohol aficionado!" - Hamish Duke, The Order
The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.
To ALCOHOL: The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.
alcohol by Matt J September 22, 2005

alcohol farts 

After a solid day or evening of drinking, the human body expels the no longer effective ingredients in alcoholic drinks in the form of horrorendous fecal air gas which in return is the most effective weapon for Dutch ovens or underblanket farts.

Protein farts are the result of supplements for the body, alcohol farts are the result of the body rejecting toxins after serving their purpose of good buzzes and drunk stooperness.
Damn, I got my drink on last night, now I have the nasty alcohol farts. Can’t wait to burn Betty’s nose hairs with the next one!

alcohol to sound ratio

The ratio that dictates that the more you drink, the louder you talk.
The later in the evening we go to that fine restaurant, the more likely we are to be sitting next to a large and obnoxious group of folks who will personally demonstrate the alcohol to sound ratio for us.