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Alcohol Induced Parkinson's 

Alcohol Induced Parkinson's (or AIP), is the term used to describe the uncontrollable, Parkinson's-esque tremors experienced after a heavy night on the sauce. Main culprits are spirits, sugary cocktails and highly caffeinated beverages. Not to be confused with cold induced shivers or regular Parkinson's.
Oli: "Why are you shaking so much?"
Pete: "Got way too drunk last night, woke up with a serious case of Alcohol Induced Parkinson's today."
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alcohol induced drippy shits 

When you drink too much, the outcome the following day is usually diarrhea aka drippy shits aka aids (alcohol induced drippy shits)
Man I drank so much last night it gave me a hangover and full blown aids! Alcohol induced drippy shits has ruined my day!!!!

Alcohol- induced amnesia 

Short term memory loss caused by the consumption of large quantities of alcohol leading to the inebriated state of the individual and causing them to act in a manner that would be deemed 'socially inappropriate'. Individuals suffering from this condition usually experience feelings of alarm when presented with witness accounts or photographic evidence of their exploits.
"Man you were wasted last night!"
"Ha ha oh shit was I? What did I do?"
"Something with a dog I think... I can't remember"
"Fuck, I don't remember a dog"
"Man, I think you have Alcohol- induced amnesia..."

alcohol induced narcissism 

Excessive self-admiration and/or self-centeredness after imbibing several alcoholic beverages.
"OMG I'm so funny. And beautiful. Watch me work that crowd at the bar with my wit and beauty. I'm amazing."

"Girl, you're suffering from alcohol induced narcissism. You need to chill in the corner over there before you make more of a fool of yourself."

Alcohol-induced kleptomania 

A feeling brought on by alcohol that creates an irresistible urge to steal random items. The individual suffering from this condition may or may not be a kleptomaniac in everyday sober life.
Cop #1: The suspect apparently polished off three old-fashions and snagged a DVD from the victim's house.

Cop #2: Classic case of alcohol-induced kleptomania.

alcohol-induced frivolity 

Fun and/or joy induced by alcohol consumption. Used in the TV Series "The Big Bang."
After leaving the bar Cheers, Jack and Diane engaged in some alcohol-induced frivolity.

Alcohol induced hooliganism 

When you get together with a couple of friends and you smash a few back and start acting like children.
I think we came down with a bad case of "alcohol induced hooliganism " lastnight.