Baked Alaskan Pie 

When someone is asleep, you proceed to defecate, vomit, urinate, and blow your load on their hair. Then you mix it all together, in the same way you would shampoo your hair. After that you proceed to light it on fire, hence "baked" alaskan pie.

When Travis fell asleep last night Igor snuck into his room with a book of matches, a full bladder, lotion, and a gag stick, while prairy dogging his poop. He had all the tools needed to continue to make himself a Baked Alaskan Pie.

Baked Alaskan Pie by Cabin Store Ease August 30, 2008

Alaskan Cream Pie

An Alaskan Cream Pie is the act of pulling out of the woman's vagina as you're about to blow, then pouring alcohol on the penis and setting it on fire before putting it back into the woman and cumming inside of her.

I was fucking my ex violently for revenge, and to put the icing on the cake, I gave her a good ol' Alaskan Cream Pie.

Alaskan Cream Pie by dickbutt August 27, 2012

alaskan moon pie 

when you are out in the wilderness and you take a fat shit on someone while in the dark.(only light comes from the moon)

Dude, that alaskan moon pie Collen gave Colton last night was sick!I could smell it in my tent.

alaskan moon pie by Cpdaddy-mo truck June 20, 2011

alaskan eskimo pie 

When engaged in intercourse the guy gives a cream pie to the girl, leaves it there, eats a very strong peice of mint gum and then blows into the girls vagina. the reason for the gum is so that the guy doesnt taste his own cum

That alaskan eskimo pie felt so good and creamy.

alaskan eskimo pie by Mackinze July 30, 2006

alaskanpipeline 

When your fiancee checks the website in your Instagram bio

Boy oh boy what an Alaskanpipeline

alaskanpipeline by Naskilla97 September 26, 2020

alaskanpipeline 

When your fiancee complains about your Instagram bio

Wow nice alaskanpipeline

alaskanpipeline by Naskilla97 September 26, 2020