A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a liniment such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful surprise.
“She complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an Alabama Hot pocket-- tell me you can't feel THAT, *****!”
by HarleyinKY February 7, 2020
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by Jerkinintheboysroom February 14, 2022
When I was thirteen I had an Alabama hot pocket with Abigail while our parents were in the other room.
by Milo the Cow August 19, 2022
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