an honorable last name given to descendents of Russian royalty. Akhenblits are generally talented, carry a great esteem of themselves, strike fear in the hearts of their foes, and have suprisingly large penises (yes, even the women have big schlongs).
Dude, that guy over there is an akhenblit. his member is trailing behind him for 3 feet!
by Pauly Pasta March 16, 2008