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Novacula Franqui (aka Novacula Frangiscc' aka Frankie's Razor) 

Goes something like this:
-- Don’t people the scientifically as yet unexplained, unexplored areas of our world and reality with wild – or otherwise – conjecture you propose as “TRUTH”.
-- Rigorously relegate said “beliefs” to the realm of wishful-/magical-thinking, fantasy, and fiction or – at the very least – have the courage to …
-- Present “them” as theories open to testing, fact-based repudiation, public scrutiny … and then
ACCEPT THE RESULTS !!! Or – at the very least –
Have the humility and intellectual honesty to call them what they are:
MY OWN …
Crazy Ideas
Desires
Self-psyche-salving delusions (at worst)/”fables” (at best) that help me get through the night,

help me get through life.

See ALSO: Occam’s Razor, Chatton’s Anti-Razor, Hickam’s Dictum, Leibniz’s and Kant’s anti-razors, Crabtree’s Bludgeon, Pataphysics.
Because he refused to even consider the Novacula Franqui (aka Novacula Frangiscc' aka Frankie's Razor), let alone use it, he peopled his ideas of what was going on around him, and in the world at large, with dark Deep States, Alien Beings, Cabals of Reptile-People, et al. Nothing is simply as it seems!!! It gave him the frisson he needed to keep from self-reflection.

Queen's vaults (aka. The Firkin) 

A craphole pub in Cardiff city centre that caters for under 18 goth children who cannot get served for alcohol anywhere else.

Is closely guarded by Jim who will not hesitate to whack you with his broom is you get any way out of line.

Also is notorious for serving great curly fries with a side order of Mayonnaise (aka. Rimmer's spunk)
Are you going to the firkin?
Yes mate, cos its the only place I can get drunk!

Cooper's Droop aka Highland Wilt 

A form of sexually transmitted infection caused from prolonged sheep bladder abuse. The symptoms are similar to Belles Palsy where one side of the face suffers paralysis and noticeably droops. The difference here is that one side droops, but lower in the anatomy. Specifically within the scrotum.
Cooper's Droop aka Highland Wilt is a condition common in the Scottish Highlands causes by sheep bladder abuse. "Seamus is limping again. Must have a wee case of Cooper's Droop."

Morgz's Mum Aka Big Jill

Morgz's Mum aka Big Jill a about 100 year old lady that can't live without mc donald's and lives in her son's house and his name is Morgz aka photocopier because love use mr beasts ideas
Morgz's Mum aka Big Jill a lady that lives in her son's house and eat's too much Mc Donald's

Kaylee aka K.M.S 

Kaylee is a very slow person with no common sense. Sometimes she has it but other times it’s hard to find. She gets no man’s and has the most annoyest brother ever but we love kaylee so much. She’s a little baby.
I wanna have a gf but Kaylee aka K.M.S is to ugly
Kaylee aka K.M.S by Forehead gurl February 26, 2022

Ken's Grandaddy Purple aka OG Grandaddy. 

Ken's Grandaddy Purple, is a highly potent and extremely more rare strain of Grandaddy Purple, made
by taking the base genetics of Grandaddy Purple and recrossing them to recreate the strain from scratch. Contrary to what is written above it's genetics are Dutch passion Lavender #1 and Original Big Bud (which despite it's shwaggy reputation, is actually very potent when it is not overbread.) Both were grown from Amsterdam seed stock and crossed to recreate fresh genetics. The difference between the standard grandaddy and the much more stinky and resinous Ken's is that the Ken's is only a few generations from the original mother stock. Where as the clones floating around the club can be hundreds or even thousands of generations down the road. It is also called "OG GRANDADDY" because it is the strain in it's original glory. It is not a cross of OG KUSH AND GRANDADDY PURPLE as people will try to tell you. The strain was kept under wraps by a small inner circle of medicinal growers for many years, but has begun to surface as clones in several clubs in the Northern California, Bay Area
"Oh shit, is that the Ken's?"

"Man that OG grandaddy is off the hook"

"throw some of that OG GDP down on this here blunt"

"Ken's Grandaddy Purple aka OG Grandaddy."