(adj.) douche bag
In the Rite Aid stores, aisle 6 is the feminine hygiene aisle. Now you know how the signs above the aisle inform you of what you might find in given aisle? Well, Rite Aid kindly let's it's customers that in aisle 6, you will find douches. Not douche bags but DOUCHES. As if I couldn't guess that I would find douches in the tampon aisle. COME ON NOW RITE AID, HAVE A LITTLE MORE FAITH IN THE GENERAL PUBLIC.
"Ay, ya fuckin aisle 6!" ::gives finger::