Open Air Fart 

A release of a fart outdoors that is so dense and vile that not even a breeze, strong wind, or any other weather related condition can safely disperse the heinous ass gas before it makes its way to all surrounding victims’ noses. Even moments later, this thick and gaseous hell-beast of a rectal belch will stay lingering in the same outdoor vicinity in which it was spawned.

The family cookout was going well this past weekend, until Bobbo laid an open air fart that cleared the entire picnic area and almost killed his already unhealthy, jaundice looking friend, Smear.

Minutes later when EMTs arrived to collect Smear, the lingering aroma of Bobbo’s open air fart forced them to wear decontamination suits and oxygen masks in order to enter the hot zone.

Open Air Fart by Mr Damien Bean May 21, 2015

air fart

This generally happens when someone has been working out or stressing their torso and then a little poot comes out with an amazingly awful stench.

Holy crap, Lucas was exercizing and then he smelled horrible i think it was an air fart.

air fart by AustinFera December 29, 2005

airfarts

Farts the are made by trapping air in your anus. Accomplish this by relaxing your anus muscles, usaully in a bent over position, thus allowing AIR to enter your butt. Then closing your anus, and letting it rip whenever you desire to.

If you wanna fart but dont have the gases inside you to do so, just practice airfarts

airfarts by SkyLuker June 30, 2008

Cold Air Fart 

If you stand on your head and fart, the air comes out cold.

Charles: My word, William, it is absolutely sweltering today.

William: Indeed. Say old boy, why don't I stand on my head and bring the temperature down a couple of degrees with a cold air fart?

Charles: That's the ticket!

Cold Air Fart by Walter Henry VIII March 2, 2011

Airhart

The most noble of names. A king amongst men. People should bow in the presence of this individual

I’m so enamored with him. He is an Airhart

Airhart by Theogeneshammer March 9, 2021

Airfare 

This happens often in remote areas austrailia, whereby there is very violent warfare between aborigines= aborigine warfare, and involves the use of weapons such as; sticks and mud bombs and pea shooters.

An Airfairer, refers to someone trying to intervene by making weird noises (e.g using a vuvuzela or home made instruments)

I heard there's a crazy Airfare going on outside melbourne, it's friggin mental, aborigine drive-bys and shootings.

Rolf Harris is such a pain in the ass Airfairer, using didereedoos to stop drive-bys, why rolf?

Airfare by desmund tootoo July 16, 2010

Air fart

The act of farting but the fart has no sound , except an air fart is a really smelly fart.

Person 1: oh god Whats that smell
Person 2: sorry I just farted

Person 1: but I didn’t hear it

Person 2 : oh yeah that was an air fart

Air fart by Irishdirectioner July 30, 2025