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Surface to Air Missile 

Pronunciation: (sur-fis) (too; unstressed too, tuh) (air) (mis-uhl or, especially Brit., -ahyl)

This is the term for when you are sitting on the toilet, and flush it (unknowingly sealing your fate) and the water (usually ice cold) comes up into contact with you. Often times with males, this cold water first comes into contact with the family jewels.
Examples:

Dude, I was taking a nuke hiroshima and got hit with a surface to air missile.

I need a mop to clean the floor because I got hit with a surface to air missile.

Air to Sea Missile 

A shit so long that it touches the water before it's finished coming out.
"That Air to Sea Missile clogged the toilet last night."
Air to Sea Missile by Eulb Ralkys September 19, 2016

Land to Air Missile

When a man lies on his back and woman on top in reverse cowgirl. As he is coming, his rocks back into a bottoms up position shifting the women between his legs remaining insider her and then placing his feet on her ass cheeks and launching her into the TV that displays any news coverage of the war in Iraq.
Steve performed a land to air missile on Brittany when he launched her into the nightly news.

to air out 

( verb, refering to the 2 la county sheriff's deputies shot outside a compton metro station in aug 2020): to shoot a cop in the face or head
If you want to air out a cop, be prepared to go to the electric chair, even if your victim survives.
to air out by Uncle Dimma October 4, 2020

Exposing it to some air 

When you have loose runing or sport shorts, but no compressing shorts under and one of your testicle pops out the side your shorts while you are streching, doing exercise, etc..
(Tom and Will streching)

Tom: "Will, do some curl ups."

Will: "Ok".(Will get in the postion and starts to do them)

Tom: "Yo, Will"!!

Will: "What"?

Tom: "Dude, your exposing it to some air".

Will: "What"?

Tom: "Man, one of your testicles is hanging out of your shorts".

Tracheostomy is a procedure to help air and oxygen reach the lungs by creating an opening into the trachea from outside the neck. A person with a tracheostomy breathes through a tracheostomy tube inserted in the opening. 

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Tracheostomy is a procedure to help air and oxygen reach the lungs by creating an opening into the trachea from outside the neck. A person with a tracheostomy breathes through a tracheostomy tube inserted in the opening.