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Baking Air Biscuits 

fresh air passing a turd, commonly known as a fart
When we were in the movie theater, Ryan wouldn't stop baking air biscuits.
Baking Air Biscuits by Kap131 March 17, 2011

Satan's Air Biscuits 

Particularly loud and noticable flatuance accompanied by the strong and lingering smell of decay and sulfer.
Wooo, I really brought a case of Satan's Air Biscuits home today. If you try you can almost smell the black beans from my lunch-time burrito.
Satan's Air Biscuits by ilookmarvlus December 17, 2012

Eating Air Biscuits 

When someone is very obviously on drugs. Usually Meth.
Look that that tweeker over there eating air biscuits.
Eating Air Biscuits by J Biggy December 18, 2020

Poop-Poo air biscuit

When you try to push out gas as you fart though your anus . But A combination of a fart and stool (shit) get pushed out at the same exact time through your butt hole . Wishing you were wearing a diaper .Producing an offensive smell
Holy shit ! Did Jesse just dust crop us it smells so bad he must of dropped a poop-poo air Biscuit on us . That prick ........lol

air biscuit

n.1 A fart or guff that is so potent as to have a tangible quality. A butt berp that has a physical presence, and as such have space made for it.

Air biscuits may be ‘launched’ (2), ‘dropped’, ‘pushed out’, ‘chucked’ etc.
1. ‘Fucking hell, I could pluck that right out the air and dip it my tea

2. ‘I hate to tell you this, but I’ve just launched an air biscuit’
air biscuit by G-Dog April 6, 2005

Air Biscuit

A fart not loud enough to hear but thick enough to chew.
Much worse than the dreaded SBD, an Air Biscuit will follow you, get in your clothes or even linger in the seat cushions. The taste you get from walking into one is like eating smelly cheese while breathing propane. They are not gender or genetic specific. A dog can wreak havoc as well as any human.
Air Biscuit by Creepnjeep September 8, 2009