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African Man Time 

Time zone utilized my many Africans that involves arriving at events (weddings, birthdays, etc.) about two hours later than billed on the invitation
Ex: you are cordially invited to the wedding of ____ to start promptly at 5PM on Saturday the ____.

The caterers arrive at 6PM, and the people to set up arrive at 6.30PM. Guests begin trickling in around 7.30PM.
(Everyone assumes African Man Time)
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African Man-Dangler 

A sacrifice in which you inject your arm into the ass of the person you're sacrificing. Through the insides, you pop their eyes out and dangle them high in the air.(Usually performed on pygmys and midgets).
I watched an African tribe perform African Man-Dangler rituals on their weak. God bless USA
African Man-Dangler by Red Mike January 18, 2009

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