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sexually afflicted 

this is a general term designed to replace the expletive "f'd up" i decided to invent my own politically correct terms to poke fun @ p/c in general.
someone tempted to say thats "f***ed up" in public might say "thats sexually afflicted" so they dont offend anyone.
sexually afflicted by el fartismo November 25, 2013

Afflicted Herd 

a direct reference to the group of males that continually don so called "Affliction" genre T-Shirts. These shirts are known for their heavy price tag, sparkly, and tattoo like graphics. These shirts also have been deemed acceptable for any social situation no matter how distinguished; they allow males to be "stylish" without any internal creative input. These groups of males usually attempt to impress you with their incessant banter which usually contains UFC fighter name drops and the indisputable fact that they are in the midst of MMA training (despite their visible beer gut).

Motivation: To impress the opposite gender with their overwhelmingly masculinity. This desire psychologically stems from significant insecurities. All members have been initiated via the herd mentality Nietzsche perceives this mentality as a form of subservience and a weakness among the common man, and that the "Superman" as Nietzsche terms is the one who overcomes the values of such a fallible herd.
" The bar was overran with members of the afflicted herd; never have I smelled so much hair spray and douchery in one locale"
Afflicted Herd by scrumhalf86 January 29, 2010

Apricate 

Apricate Rei
Apricate by ReiK January 4, 2020

Africaed 

To get wrecked in a game of Halo 3.
We africaed the red team last game.
Africaed by L33taminjaro November 27, 2009

africanet 

Used to describe an internet connection that disconnects frequently, is slow, or is just downright awful.
* Aserus has been added to the conversation.
* Aserus has left the conversation.
* Aserus has been added to the conversation.
* Aserus has left the conversation.
* Aserus has been added to the conversation.
* Aserus has left the conversation.
* Aserus has been added to the conversation.

Dan says (7:03 PM):
*do you have africanet?

Aserus says (7:04 PM):
*yes
africanet by Famousstevesurpise August 4, 2011

Africatastic 

Anything that is really really really shitty but would be appreciated in africa,
Guy 1: Dude this party is shitty

African:Come on, I think its Africatastic