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premature adulation 

It was so embarrassing when all you could hear was the soloist's aria and John's premature adulation in the auditorium.
premature adulation by Gryfin December 30, 2011

adulution 

The act of evolution as an adult. You are an adult level one when you reach the legal age, but you notive there are definitely adultier adults out there. These are higher evolved adults. Unfortunately as you evolve as an adult you lose powers of energy, strength and free time...

Some known adulutions...

18 - 21: level 1 - you can do things like vote, drink or even sign contracts but you have no comprehension of how things actually work.

21 - 25: level 2 - at this level you try to pretend like you know, but really you are figuring it out... often level 2s will partner up, but don't be fooled... they are not more advanced adults... just the ones who figured out it is less crap to adult with someone else.

Levels 3 - 5 can vary in age, but you can spot them by a few key items in their life. Such items include buying a house, a child (aka energy vampires) or by formally recognising their partner through having a wedding (aka money eating party)
Hey I've just reached a new level of adulution... we bought a house!!!
adulution by TAP89 February 11, 2018

ADUMBTION 

Believe it or not, he made the adumbtion that if something was on Fox, OAN, or Info Wars that it could be trusted as fact...and we wonder why our country is so divided... :-(
ADUMBTION by JaneGordon.com August 29, 2022

Adoration 

Maria's adoration for Luis is radical.
Adoration by mariaisright August 1, 2016

Aydination 

A permanent like disease that prevents male boners usually caused by excessive intense hardcore masturbation. In rare cases, it has been reported that the Aydination can cause the penis to fall off over time if obsessive penis touching continues.
Guy 1: Dudee I hit up the strip club with Jamaal the other night for his birthday and the fool wasn’t into it at all. I think he might be gay..

Guy 2: Wordd?! I wouldn’t judge dude, maybe he caught the Aydination.

Scientists have yet to find a cure for the Aydination
Intense desire for an object or person; often an irrational preoccupation.
Dude, I'm totally azurated with that blonde chick with the checker tights.
Azuration by Liquid Velvet February 10, 2004