cock adjuster

a male who constantly has his hand in the front of his pants....

Holy fuck man, he's been a cock adjuster, now he wants to pass us a joint ewwww i dont want my lips on that cock adjusters germs

Do u have Crabs? your being a cock adjuster today!!

by cockjinker420 December 2, 2018

Adjusting the blinds

Masturbating in front of window and being caught.

Weatherman Joe Luzira of KUSI in San Diego pleading guilty to lewd conduct on January 31, 2011. He was seen masturbating in front of a glass door. His lawyer stated his was ADJUSTING THE BLINDS.

by mpfs79 February 16, 2011

Adjusted science

Cherry picking scientific data to justify controversial policies, recommendations, rules, opinion …..

CDC reduced Covid-19 mandatory self-isolation from 10 to 5 days due to health care workers shortage. Public health implemented this policy based on adjusted science.

by Sgaana January 1, 2022

adjusts afro

typically said by a black person to show they are black

James: Hey Adri, what's good?
Adri: adjusts afro
:teehee: :teehee: :teehee: :teehee:
James: Fuck off Adri

by doleoeoel October 28, 2019

Altitude Adjustment

Getting high or the act of getting high. common phrase used in the south y'all!

I need an "altitude adjustment"
Get higher and higher 'til I feel nothing
Blue mountain air and good clean lovin'

by cherrioeater October 20, 2020

follicular adjustment

a hair cut

she has an appointment for a follicular adjustment

by yodagyrl September 18, 2010

Adjusting the Volume

An act often used in the music world where the male is about to ejaculate. To prevent this from happening, the person performing the fellatio, decreases the speed at which she performs. She also adjusts the testicles. All of which is done to increase orgasm intensity.

Damn! That drummer chick is really good at adjusting the volume. Last night was crazy!

by hahalalala14 January 8, 2012