Adam Gardner

A former live percussionist for the metal band Nevermore who was ultimately kicked out for his unorthodox use of materials and a declining mental state.

"Was that guy using a rotten fish for a snare drum?"
"Yeah he has gone totally Adam Gardner!"

Adam Gardner by Gregory Hasien February 1, 2008

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Adam Gardner

Spekky muscly weapon who kisses his biceps while flipping burgers

Hawl don’t be an Adam Gardner

Adam Gardner by Jarksonclos February 6, 2024

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Adam Gardner

Spekky muscly bicep kisser mcdonald flipper

don’t be an adam gardner

Adam Gardner by Jarksonclos February 6, 2024

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adam gardiner

Life

Adam Gardiner is life

adam gardiner by Clur. December 8, 2016

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Adam Gardiner

The smallest dick ever and obsessed with Charlie Sycamore’s massive horse cock

That guy is so gay he’s definitely an Adam Gardiner

Adam Gardiner by Joe mamas1727474 November 24, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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