It is widespread knowledge 'Adam Wakefield" was the first God of the Orgasm. Anyone with this name is hung like Mount Everest and can bang as Chuck Norris can fight.
After a spine tingling, toe curling, hair raising and waterfall esque orgasm women now use the phrase " I can't believe you just Adam Wakefield'ed me". There have ben 1,202 reported cases of death from being with an Adam Wakefield. Death is thought to be caused by a heart attack as the heart cannot sustain the flow of blood to the vagina to satisfy the unimaginable intensity of the orgasm.
There is no known cure of being "Adam Wakefield'ed"
There is no known cure of being "Adam Wakefield'ed"
by Justablokethatlikesbacon October 30, 2013