Absolute DILF. Adam James is 6'8", 210 lbs, biceps bigger than your face and he even benches more than the world record holder, Nugget. He also acquires all of the 3 H's. Hot, Hunky, and Humbleness. Steer clear from Adam if you are with your girl, he will yeehaw 2-step his way over to steal your girl. Don't even get me started on his auto-aim, it will blast you to the next century.
Cowboy: "I can't wait to take my girl to the saloon tonight."
Sheriff: "NO! DON'T GO! ADAM JAMES IS GOING TO BE THERE!"
Sheriff: "NO! DON'T GO! ADAM JAMES IS GOING TO BE THERE!"
by Peaenut July 24, 2019
by rizzle my own dizzle May 26, 2013
by rizzle my own dizzle May 26, 2013
One of the most charming people you'll meet in your lifetime. Incredibly attractive, high IQ, and typically mid western. They also are typically good at basketball with top tier jumpshots. Everyone needs a James Adams in your life.
"So many great characteristics on this individual, he's also midwestern, he's certainly a James Adams."
by Henrnueken July 25, 2017