I actually don't hate you right now 

Lance never hated Keith, but sometimes our feelings can get lost in translation when coming from our thoughts to verbal communication.

Lance: ''I actually don't hate you right now...''
Me (a love guru who can see the difference between a rivalry and sexual tension): ''Oh lance, sweetie, you never hated him''

I actually don't hate you right now by bitchassrubberneck June 29, 2018

actually dont get a 

you searched this for the mug ad to say "get a actually dont get a" mug for your friend Sarah.

actually dont get a sex doll, oh fuck he already bought it.

actually dont get a by beepbeepimasheepguy October 14, 2020

i actually do cuss a little 

That stupid meme from an interview with miranda cosgrove

Miranda: I actually do cuss a little
Interviewer: do you?
Miranda: also yeah
Interviewer: whats your favorite curse word?
Miranda: probably fuck
*light laugh*

i actually do cuss a little by fluffy_m0chi June 9, 2022

If a girl says she doesn't like you she actually does 

When a girl says she doesn't like you that's definitely not true. She gets nervous when you ask her if she likes you so she obviously says no.

Him: yo do you like me?

Her: Boy no I don't

Him: does she like me?
Friends: If a girl says she doesn't like you she actually does

If a girl says she doesn't like you she actually does by imboredtehee August 26, 2022

***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did. 

Saying: "***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did." Is a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did, then put a disclaimer confirming that the outrageous thing I said I did was a joke, even if it was obvious it was a joke without the disclaimer

Person 1: I fucked my mom ***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.
Person 2: PFFT- WHY THE DISCLAIMER? 💀💀

***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did. by Josuke's Hair Is Best Hair August 19, 2023

Actually dogwater kid 

Anyone who has a brain which might be considered to a 5 year old having a tantrum.

Person 1: You're actually dogwater kid
Person 2: Go outside and ACTUALLY touch grass.

Actually dogwater kid by Take a lesson from me November 8, 2021

swedish guy but actually danish 

Stupid swedish people who are actually danish people like Strebz

Strebz is such a swedish guy but actually danish

swedish guy but actually danish by CH9IICICKKAAN June 30, 2020