the Happy Accidents

One of the sweetest Ska bands to ever walk the Earth. "the Happy Accidents" is spelled exactly as you see it. The "t" is lowercase, the "the" always there, and the music is always rockin'! They've released a "Midget Cd" entitled "Get Out of the Cart".

"Those guys from the Happy Accidents sure know how to make male nudity cool!"

the Happy Accidents by David "English" Mortimer August 17, 2006

Acidental Motorboat 

When you walk around a corner, typically in a building with many people(school,bank,foodlion,popeyes chicken(lots of black people there)walmart, ect)and you head just so happens to fall right into a pair of unsuspecting breasts and jiggles around in them for about 5.7 seconds or longer.

Dude! I was walking out of third period and turned the corner too sharp and ran into this big boobed slut and had and Acidental Motorboat,it was amazing!

Acidental Motorboat by THEDAVE1213 June 25, 2009

acident 

Unforeseen accident that happens to somebody while tripping on Acid!

"Man, I acidentially tried to pull a badge from a cop to see details on it better!"

"I thought I hooked up with a girl, but she was a graffiti. What an acident!"

acident by acident December 9, 2014

'There is no accidents' 

there is no accidents, Master Oogway.
Then what am I?

And what are you?

'There is no accidents'
But younger gen Zs and Alphas

'There is no accidents' by Professor White July 16, 2021

National Accidents Day 

A day when anything and everything is an accident.

Oh shit Eden Clark was born on October 18! That’s National Accidents Day!

National Accidents Day by Evan Hoffman October 17, 2019

Potty training accidents 

Such as peeing on yourself.

Since I wasn't a newborn, I always held my pee to put on my cloth diapers, training pants, or underpants, and relieved my potty training accidents of pee inside my cloth diapers, training pants, or underpants!

Potty training accidents by Turo Fernandez June 10, 2019

Car accidents 

Good news if the person is a whore who fucked a retard instead of you.

Car accidents are ALMOST always tragic. Sometimes it's just a whore that fucked a retard instead of you.

Car accidents by Hym Iam November 20, 2020