stercus accidit

Latin for "shit happens".

If you can decipher stercus accidit, you'll know the meaning of life.

stercus accidit by ShinkuEX June 18, 2009

Accidanal 

When you ready to drown in the pussy but end up swimming through the butt! #Drake

Jonathan, bruh I was smashing Olivia last night, and I could have sworn I had my dick up in her pussy making her feel it in her toes! Turns out It was fucking accidanal! Still gave that bitch some heavenly truffle butter tho!

Accidanal by YoFuckDora July 21, 2016

Accidanal 

Accidentally slipping up and letting your member enter the wrong hole during doggy style sex.

I was a little too drunk and went accidanal on my girlfriend last night.

Accidanal by vaneetnum July 6, 2008

accidate

a social outing between two acquaintances or friends that, unbeknownst to one or both parties, is actually a date.

"I thought that we were just going to talk business when I agreed to meet Paul for coffee, but then he put his hand on my arm and told me I was beautiful and I realised that I was on an accidate.'

accidate by hannahj May 28, 2006

Accidicked 

When you receive a dick picture meant for someone else by accident, usually via snapchat.

I got accidicked man, John sent this to me instead of his girlfriend.

Accidicked by traptrix May 7, 2014

accidinky 

When a male penis is shrunk due to an accident, usually resulting in extreme sadness.

George was super fun to hang around until his accidinky.

accidinky by Kris Kirstipherson December 3, 2014

alcidia 

A powerful black woman who never backs down from an argument until true righteousness has been served. She is a beautiful woman and is very religious. She is able to handle 2 children,go to work,feed the kids,take them to school,go to university and still be back in time to tuck her kids in bed.She has a lot of patience and holds her head him with pride. Sadly this beautiful goddess is hard to hold onto make sure you make her happy.

Alcidia has been working the late shift for two weeks and hasn’t complained once ; she deserves a promotion.

alcidia by If u believe You’ll succeed September 3, 2018