absurdres 

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An image with this tag should be at least 3200 pixels wide or 2400 pixels tall.

That picture of Lala should be tagged with absurdres

absurdres by StickyAnimeRice December 6, 2011

absurdism 

Life is meaningless. Have a cup of coffee.

Albert Camus, one of the pioneers of absurdism, once said, "Should I kill myself or, have a cup of coffee?"

absurdism by darthvishous November 13, 2017

Rest Assured 

A phrase that is utilized to express positiveness, a guarantee, or just general "knowing" of a person, subject, or event.

Jake: "Was the party at TJ's really as cool as everyone said it was?"
Dre: "Hell yeah man. Everyone was having a good time."
Jake: "Man, for real? And I missed it?!"
Dre: "Rest Assured Jake. You missed more than you'll ever know..."

Rest Assured by stunna3098 October 9, 2011

The Absurd

The philosophical conflict between a man’s tendency to seek hot bitches in life and the inability to find any. This term was first coined by Albert Camus through his works regarding Absurdism, a philosophy he popularized largely throughout the 1940’s.

Man 1: “Hey man, where did all the hot bitches go?”

Man 2: “I don’t know man, It seems as though they’ve been wiped off the face of the earth.”

Man 1: “Fuck, It looks like we’ve just nosedived straight into The absurd.”

Man 2: “Oof.”

The Absurd by Hot Bitch On Mars July 3, 2018

Absurdistan 

Your current locale/country when something completely ridiculous happens.

Here in Asburdistan, the State-boys pull over those who "speed" while ignoring those who hog the passing-lane, exhibiting their longest fingers.

Absurdistan by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003

Mutally Assured Destruction 

The principle underlying nuclear deterrence.

The recognition that the use of nuclear weapons between any two nuclear powers (or nuclear-allied powers) will result in mutual destruction. The reason nuclear weapons are so useful (and can never be used).

Mutually Assured Destruction guarantees that nobody but those crazy Arabs will ever use nukes.

Mutally Assured Destruction by Jose Fuentes February 12, 2004

Absure 

Someone that is gay

You’re so Absure. **roll eyes**

Absure by gaaaaaaaaaanyu March 2, 2019