1. noun: Someone who is unquestionably and entirely a cunt.

2. noun: female genitalia in its entirety
That Big Ears shat on the back seat of my car. What an absolute cunt.
by N. Oddy November 13, 2013
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You know that kid that can’t actually do anything on a bike? Just crashes on flips? Ah yeah that absolute cunt rocket? Yeah that’s him, disabled dan
by Skinupp January 1, 2020
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