Top Definition
An absence attributed to excess martini consumption.
Patty: Sorry to have blown you off at spin class this morning. Meltem was in town last night, and we stayed out waaaaay too late.

Judy: That will be recorded as a fully-excused absentini.
by Judy Gresham August 13, 2010

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