About To Die Cock 

A tragically limp, lifeless-looking penis typically seen in moments of extreme vulnerability, such as during illness, sedation, or emotional defeat. Often associated with hospital gowns, bad lighting, and the loss of all dignity. Symbolizes the physical manifestation of "rock bottom."

"He was lying in that hospital bed, IV in his arm, gown half-open, revealing the saddest about to die cock I'd ever seen. It was like it had given up before he did."

About To Die Cock by Julactus May 10, 2025

those about to die 

This is the Roman Gladiators salute to the audience at the arena.

Those about to die salute you!

those about to die by I, Wreckerrr December 11, 2020

my phone's about to die 

This is an expression commonly used to signal to another party that either a) you no longer want to text them, or b) you intend on hanging up. This is a smooth way to avoid answering or hearing things from other people.

However, sometimes, it's true, and the person's phone really is about to die. This is rare.

(speaking on the phone)
Katie: So I've really been thinking about you a lot. I think I might love y-
Michael: Oh, shi*, sorry, my phone's about to die! -click-

(texting)
Chelsea: Myfriend Kyle said he really digs u. what did u think about him?
Sam: sry my phones about 2 die

my phone's about to die by evil_gumball May 7, 2011

4 Signs You're About to Die of a Heart Attack

An ad that I see all the fucking time on Urban Dictionary.

4 Signs You're About to Die of a Heart Attack. *Insert image of foot.*

4 Signs You're About to Die of a Heart Attack by Lorf_TheArtist June 23, 2019

My phone’s about to die 

Well charge it!

You, “My phone is about to die”
Anyone in your house “Well charge it!”

When your phone is on low percentage battery and you need to charge but feel hungover from last night and scream “MY PHONE’S ABOUT TO DIE!!!!”

My phone’s about to die by My phone’s about to die August 2, 2019

plz help me im about to die in the hole 

no definition cuz its random

plz help me im about to die in the hole is a cry for help

plz help me im about to die in the hole by woodballz May 17, 2023