1. being surprised by a very attractive peace of ass.
2. not having a date for the night, then out of nowhere
an old girlfriend calls to see "whats up"
3. showing up at your best friends house with a smoking hot
peace of ass just for him.
So I just ran into the store for some O.J. and when I
rounded the corner of the bread isle; ABBRACAPOONTANG, I
bumped into the hottest soccer mom in the world. She was
all bent over looking at pasta shells, I damn near ran
my nose right up her ass.