While taking a dump and realizing that you have no toilet paper in the bathroom and must leave to get a roll or call for help.
I am almost finished taking a crap but theres no toilet paper on the roller! Hold on let me check the cabinets, Gahh! no theres none in here either. I don't want to abandoned shit but maybe if I yell loud enough my neighbors will hear me.
by dzallah1 August 17, 2011