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Pulling a Grover

When you go to finger a girl, and you miss because of lack of practice. Usually you end up in the wrong hole.
Pulling a Grover:

Dude we were making out but bro, I went to finger her but I missed!

Dude you totally pulled a grover, what a rook...
Pulling a Grover by ekruoro May 26, 2010

pull a Grover Cleveland 

to win a non-consecutive term, especially in a presidential setting
Pollsters speculate that Donald Trump may pull a Grover Cleveland in the 2024 presidential election.

A government truth 

When someone tells you a lie that you can clearly see is not true.
When someone says, We aren't interested in reading your emails or listening to your phone calls. We're just curious about your calling patterns. That is a government truth. OR A guy's wife comes home to find her husband having sex with another woman and he tells her that it is not what it looks like.
A government truth by Lynn828 June 18, 2013

Pinch the head off of a grocery snake 

Yet another way to say "I have to take a shit".

Alternate: Pinch the head off of a dirt snake.
Yo, I gotta go pinch the head off of a grocery snake.

Pulling a government 

Saying something even worse then what actually happened (still usually bad but not necessarily) to subvert expectations and make someone less upset about the second thing.
Person A: "I accidentally scratched your car."

Person B: "What!?! How bad is it?!"

Person A: "Actually, I just scraped your side mirror, but it should be fine. I was just pulling a government to subvert your expectations.”

Ur brother a grocer 

A phrase more dangerous than ur sister a mister, use this sentence only at your own risk.
Jonh: Ur granny tranny
Robert:Ur sister a mister
Jonh: Ur brother a grocer
Robert: dies