Rent-a-rectum

Anal prostitution

If you want that kind of action, just go to the car lot and see the Rent-a-rectum operation going on there!

Rent-a-rectum by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

Rent-a-cop 

Security guards, usually unarmed, that are hired by companies and rented out to agencies for things such as concerts or school security.

My school is full of rent-a-cops, armed with nothing tougher than their cell phones. Safe, it ain't!

Rent-a-cop by Fat Tony January 19, 2007

rent-a-kid 

a kid that you only have to deal with sometimes do to the relationship you are currently in.

1. I could be in the relationship because I would only have to watch the kid on the weekends , like a rent-a-kid.
2. Like when your stupid baby daddy has another girl pregnant and pop out a dumb ass baby....and then guess what? now you got a rent-a-kid.
3. Got to rent their damn f*^kin kid and take care of 'em for the weekend, now that's a rent-a-kid.

rent-a-kid by rent-a-kid June 28, 2011

Rent-A-Dick 

Male used by a couple to join in their sexual activities, threesomes, cuckolds, and fantasies.

Its not an easy task for a couple to find a like-minded and available rent-a-dick.

Rent-A-Dick by Watchus34 May 25, 2020

Rent a Ho 

A ho that's not worth your full time so you just take her for a few hours at a time. Like a movie rental.

A ho that you recommend to your boys but don't want to use again. Use it, abuse it, and then return it.

Yo, I don't have a date to the party so I'ma jus Rent a ho.

That girl from my vaca.. she jus a rent a ho.

Rent a Ho by K-Dash September 22, 2009

Rent-A-Buddy 

A friend that you have because you paid to belong to a private club or group. Someone that is not a true friend but a fake friend.

John is not going to hang with us today, he is golfing at the club with a bunch of his Rent-A-Buddies.

Steve joined the country club to schmooze with the Rent-A-Buddy that is the CEO.

Rent-A-Buddy by B. Hanback December 21, 2008

Rent a Pig 

A security guard who thinks he is a cop.

Hey look! It's another rent a pig..

Rent a Pig by Bigpun April 27, 2003