a pirate matt 

when you get a head from a girl while her stub is in your ass.

Jack is such a dirty dog, did you hear he did a pirate Matt with Eve last night.

a pirate matt by Dripping Faucet April 17, 2021

International Talk Like A Pirate Day 

September 19th is when this occurs. Fun & lots of laughs! Arr, Matey!

Finding out about International Talk Like A Pirate Day was a Wonderful Happy time! This is Real & worldwide.

International Talk Like A Pirate Day by Starchylde May 21, 2016

talk like a pirate day 

International talk like a pirate day is celebrated on sept. 19 every year. its a day when EVERYONE, not just internet people, talk like pirates! its super fun, so try and make it as popular as you can and get you whole office/school doing it!

guy 1: ahoy me matey!it be international talk like a pirate day!
guy 2: oh, really? thats nice.
guy 1: no ye bloomin land lubber! ye be having to talk like a pirate t'day.
guy 2; no, n othats ok id kind of feel rather uncomfo...
guy 1: AAARRR YE SCURVEY DOG! THAT BE IT! WALK THE PLANK FER YER PIRATE HATIN' WAYS!!

talk like a pirate day by Kennedi Greene October 13, 2007

you are a pirate 

An extremely catchy song from the children's program Lazy Town that gets stuck in your head for weeks on end.

It can be found on youtube here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU

Yar, har, fiddle-dee-dee
If you look to sail the sea
You are a pirate

you are a pirate by gregory buttcas August 21, 2008

I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples 

If you say this with your mouth stretched horizontally apart using your fingers and your tongue sticking out, it will sound like you are proclaiming that you were born on a pile of shit with a bunch of assholes.

While this existed long before Barenaked Ladies, they reference this action on the cover of their album, "Born On A Pirate Ship". The kid on the cover is saying it.

Jokester kid, with tongue out and mouth stretched: I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples
Younger kid: HAHAHAHAHAHA

I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples by BujuArena October 10, 2018

Rat on a Pirate Ship 

Going with the flow... #nostress

Her: what do you want for dinner, Chinese? Italian?
Him: I don’t care, anything you want...I’m just a “rat on a pirate ship”

Rat on a Pirate Ship by HaydeeMac June 7, 2018

Do what you want cause a pirate is free 

You are a pirate!

Yarr har fiddle dee dee
Being a pirate is alright to be
Do what you want cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate!

Do what you want cause a pirate is free by weareblahs December 21, 2020