Get a hold of yourself
Get a hold of yourself by Oli_SE November 25, 2010
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Bum a hold
When a smoker or a compulsive cell phone user continually asks their friends to hold a drink in a bar so that they can participate in the aforementioned activity.
Bar Patron1: Hey, can I bum a hold? I need to light my cigarette.
Bar Patron2: I guess.
Two minutes later.
Bar Patron1: Can I bum a hold. I need to take this call.
Bar Patron2: Really?
Bar Patron2: I guess.
Two minutes later.
Bar Patron1: Can I bum a hold. I need to take this call.
Bar Patron2: Really?
Bum a hold by seadoochrissy September 11, 2009
the nam-a-slam-a-jam-a hold
A specific position in which you and your specific spouse participate in, most commonly a male and female. It is when the female sits upon the lap of the male and no words are exchanged yet there is a great amount of sexual tension which builds. This is usually hold usually implies "i'm not gonna bang you now, but i'm going to bang you later, and you're gonna take it."
That night at her crib, i totally gave her the nam-a-slam-a-jam-a hold. i totally banged her later that night.
the nam-a-slam-a-jam-a hold by ohmykey October 2, 2009
downtown got a hold of us
downtown got a hold of us by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025
I don't hold a hose
Australian slang for 'not my fucking job'.
Coined during the devastating bushfires of the Australian black summer of 2019/20, as the Prime Minister Scott Morrison took holidays in Hawaii, when asked by a journalist to help the people affected, Scotty from Marketing replied: 'I don't hold a hose'.
Coined during the devastating bushfires of the Australian black summer of 2019/20, as the Prime Minister Scott Morrison took holidays in Hawaii, when asked by a journalist to help the people affected, Scotty from Marketing replied: 'I don't hold a hose'.
'Could you help me finish these reports? I'm snowed under and the deadline is tonight.'
'Sorry mate, I don't hold a hose.'
'Sorry mate, I don't hold a hose.'
I don't hold a hose by Kero400420 December 10, 2020
let me hold a dollar
let me hold a dollar by Flava Doug February 11, 2010
hold a finger to
1. Used when comparing one object that fails to match the high quality or characteristics of another object.
2. Offering ones finger when making a promise, as if to allow them the opportunity to bite, saw, or break it off if the promise is not kept.
2. Offering ones finger when making a promise, as if to allow them the opportunity to bite, saw, or break it off if the promise is not kept.
1. Kyle- "what's fishing like her in July?"
Jim- "Well, I'll tell ya this much, the fish ya'll caught today don't hold a finger to the ones in July!"
2. Bill- "You gotta be kidding me! I don't believe you at all!"
Wes- " I promise on my mother's grave!"
Bill- "I still don't believe you!"
Wes- "Here, look, I'll hold my finger to it."
Jim- "Well, I'll tell ya this much, the fish ya'll caught today don't hold a finger to the ones in July!"
2. Bill- "You gotta be kidding me! I don't believe you at all!"
Wes- " I promise on my mother's grave!"
Bill- "I still don't believe you!"
Wes- "Here, look, I'll hold my finger to it."
hold a finger to by The mighty mighty basstones May 5, 2010