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a penis greeting 

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When she wakes up to morning wood and is surprised.
Who Terry he gave me a penis greeting this morning!
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a penis greeting • A Scottish Greeting • agreeing machine • agreeingness • Dissin-agreeing • A.D.A.M. • A • A.B.I. • a-cab • a-rab

agreeing machine 

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a girl (often in high/middle school) that says yes to EVERYTHING to make freinds.
1: Hannah: Do you like chocolate
Makenzie: Yes.
Hannah: Are you diabetic?
Makenzie: Yes.
Hannah: Have you had sex before?
Makenzie: Yes

2: Hannah: Makenzie is such an agreeing machine!
Olivia: Yeah! She said she's had sex, and she's 3 grades below us!
agreeing machine by Ezza Kezza July 11, 2011
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Dissin-agreeing

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The act of not only disagreeing with someone's opinion or point of view, but "dissin" (insulting) them at the same time.
Trump Supporter - "I really think Trump would make a great President"
Everyone else in the World - "Are you high or something or are you just a complete bigot?"
Trump Supporter - "Why you gotta be hostile and dissin-agreeing?"
Dissin-agreeing by Omata5014 July 25, 2016
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agreeingness 

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when a human is explaining how someone else does not get them to agree with them
“no you will not get my agreeingness”
agreeingness by jessytessy June 7, 2021
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Nutshot 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

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A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
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