A Fucking Mike

That one guy friend that you have, whether he's just annoying, a dumbass, or plain out retarded, he's a fucking mike.

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Its just a fucking mike.
Person 1: Why is he fingering himself in the middle of class?
Person 2: Don't ask.

by Taipan 619 September 8, 2016

Fuck like Mike & Carol Brady

consecutive sex

when you invite some dick over on your day off and just fuck like mike & carol brady.

by meatpupette February 23, 2010