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a fake friend

A fake friend is someone who doesn't really care about how you feel about yourself. Sadly most friends turn out to be fake friends and don't care about you. You should leave those fake friends right away and find someone real. I have had so many friends that I thought were real but in the end were just like the rest. In 5th grade I moved to a new school and became friends with someone I thought was so sweet then this year she just left me to go be friends with the popular girls but in the end they're just being fake friends to her now.
I can't believe she left me she was a fake friend
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A Fake Smile 

AKA: Pan Am smile or Botox smile.

To deliver withering insults with a faux sweet smile. It's a socialized way for high ranking classy women/men who have to refrain from stooping to their haters level when in reality, they're desperately wishing that the person would be decapitated by a flying toilet carrying their own trots and any bullshit that the looseness of their bowels cannot carry.
A fake smile can also be used to replace the middle finger or a punch to the mouth to those who don't seem to understand that you could not care less of what they think of you. Their jealousy is a good indication that you must be an awesome person of the highest calibre to spark such fury, envy and outrage.
A Fake Smile by The flying toilet February 7, 2018

a-fake-tionate

It's a play on the word “affectionate.” Which explains that the affections are not sincere.

Used in Childish Gambino's song "Heartbeat".
"are you cheating on me? Because lately our relationship has been all a-fake-tionate shit, it doesn't feel real"
a-fake-tionate by ayo12345 April 8, 2015

A fake Roblox game 

When the description is the title of the game except its been copied and pasted over and over again.
Boy 1: "I was playing a fake roblox game yesterday, it was called jailbreak!"
Boy 2: "What was the description of the game?"
Boy 1: "JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK JAILBREAK"
A fake Roblox game by Hgjjbdf June 15, 2020

A fake Jacob 

A person who doesn’t like bees
He’s a bee hater, that’s why he’s a fake Jacob :(
A fake Jacob by Yemayemayema March 8, 2020

a fake nigga 

a fake nigga is where they fuck every girl they see and cheat on that girl all the time with a many girls
what’s your ex like.

well he’s a fake nigga he cheated on me with every girl in the school
a fake nigga by kober624 January 14, 2018

stand out like a fake tit 

a more modernized definition for standing out in a crowd, or sticking out like a soar thumb
That crazy hat makes you stand out like a fake tit.