drinking from a coconut

Consuming large quantities of black semen from a swolen scrotal sack.

I was on this work cruise, and there were so many pairs of balls in my face! All week long I was drinking from a coconut!

drinking from a coconut by broohanna May 22, 2008

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Got hit in the face with a coconut

Had a real kick-ass time.

Yeah, I went downtown with my girls last night and got hit in the face with a coconut.

Got hit in the face with a coconut by Girafimal April 24, 2010

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up your butt with a coconut

A derogatory comment that is akin to telling someone to shove a coconut up their bunghole.

Petee - "Up your butt with a coconut"

Johnson - "Igbyab (I'm gonna beat yo' ass beotch)!"

up your butt with a coconut by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD April 9, 2007

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Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise

After baking a normal blumpkin pie (shitting into a pie dish whilst having your cock sucked), you let your girl tuck into it. While she's chowing down, you go to the fridge and get a coconut, then you smack the bitch so hard in the back of the head with it that her face splats into your shit and she goes unconcious.

Guy 1: Hey what'd you get up to last night?

Guy 2: My wife was tucking into some of my blumpkin pie and then I smacked the fuck out of her with a coconut. Her face hit the pie so hard shit sprayed the walls.

Guy 3: Sweet I'd love to get a Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise .

Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise by DAT MAD HATTER November 1, 2009