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pull up a chair

A friendly invitation to join a conversation, have a discussion or share a meal. A longer version of the same expression might be, "pull your chair up to the table and join us". A nice way of inviting someone to "have a seat".
Pull up a chair and join us.
pull up a chair by Granny T July 29, 2014

squidward on a chair 

The chair that squidward sits on is half way in fact.
Woooh Half Way There OOOOH SqUIdwARD oN a ChaiR.

A Cunt in a Chair 

A current affairs program screened nightly on the east coast of Australia, on the channel 9 network.
Tonight on a Cunt in a Chair we expose the tradesmen who rip off senior citizens who leave their children locked in parked cars while they obsessively gamble government handouts while speeding through school zones and texting on their mobile phones

Fetch a Chair 

A road trip where the collector takes along a companion on the false promise of fastfood as payment.

The collector insists on waiting 'till the return journey before suggesting food.
Then issuing the immortal line "Well, were nearly home now, might as well not bother!" , much to the disgust of the companion.

"How was your weekend, Simon?"

"Oh man I went to Fetch a Chair with Steve"

"oooh you must be starving, here, have some of the best chips in South Wales"
Fetch a Chair by v70r April 26, 2009

National hit a furry with a chair day

On January 6th, it`s national hit a furry with a chair day
Kelly: Oh, its National Hit A Furry With A Chair Day!

Jeremy: Well I am going to hit a furry with a chair, wanna come?

Kelly: Sure!

Grab A Chair 

Grab a chair means that someone did something stupid or ridiculous so they need to grab a chair and sit their sorry ass down.
Ryan: Hey Nick, I've decided I'm turning gay.

Nick: Grab a chair.
Grab A Chair by FloNation October 30, 2013