Bitch and a bonus 

Something that is good and bad at the same time.

Ted: Dude did you get any with that chick from the bar last night?
Phil: Yeah man, but she didn't look as hot up close.
Ted: Ohh, that's a bitch and a bonus.

Bitch and a bonus by Trent the pro June 17, 2010

IT'S A BONUS! BELIEVE IT! 

A phrase originating from the video game Naruto: Clash of Ninja 2. The second half of the phrase originates from the phrase Believe it!. Originally used on the extras menu, it is used as an over enthusiastic response for something that one would not consider a "bonus" at all.
It is commonly used as punchline in a joke involving someone about to receive or do something somewhat desirable (engage in intercourse, win a prize on a game show, make a purchase). The second person mentions something very undesirable in addition to the initial object/act. The first person indicates their displeasure, while the second exclaims the phrase.

1: Congratulations! You've won a brand new car!
2: OMFG! This is the greatest day of my life!
1: But you'll have to time to use that car, as you've won a trip to maximum security prison!
2: WHAT?!
1: IT'S A BONUS! BELIEVE IT!

IT'S A BONUS! BELIEVE IT! by Cube B September 1, 2007

That's not only a bonus... 

This is the starter phrase for a common East Coast denial statement.
The only answer is 'But a Penis.'

Fred "How about those Eagles?"
Jim "It was a bad call on the second half, it's why we lost!"
Fred "Well, that's not only a bonus..."
Jim "...but a Penis!"

That's not only a bonus... by AnalTouchingExperience March 1, 2023

a biggity bonus 

A bonus of supreme order. The biggest bonus there is.

Man1 to Man2: Shit! you just won a new car!
Man2: A biggity bonus!

a biggity bonus by a giggity November 11, 2003

jonesing for a bonesing 

A girl is jonesing for a bonesing when she has been deprived of sex, is desperate for male attention, and/or is simply a slut looking to get boned on any given night by any given dude. Girls that are JFAB are easily taken down by almost any guy after a few drinks and not saying anything too wild that would mess up your outstanding, essentially assumed chances.

Broski: "Dude did you take that chick to pound town last night after the bar?"

Standard Dude: "You know it. Basically talked to her for a minute or two before last call and she said we should go back to her place after I passed the "test" of remembering her name."

Broski: "Haha legit. She was clearly jonesing for a bonesing."

jonesing for a bonesing by JeffSpicoli February 25, 2011

A Trousle of Bones 

A group of skeletons parading down your street (can also be used to define a group of Papyri)

Dude 1#: Bro, I just saw A Trousle of Bones on Jones St.
Dude 2#: Dude no way! Did you get a picture?

A Trousle of Bones by tyytanb0n3.d April 17, 2019

bogus as a bitch

A female that is acting out of pocket, not staying in her own lane, acting brand new

Damn yo Kassidy is bogus as a bitch right now!

bogus as a bitch by DirtyPinto September 1, 2022