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A person who, while present the entire time, when called upon appears to have no idea what is going on as though they've just arrived.
"What's up with Shawn?"
"I don't get it. He's been here the whole time and has no idea what's going on".
"He appears to be stuck in a state of constantly arriving".
by GizmoLucie December 01, 2010